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In an ironic turn, I just got some Very Bad News, of a medical nature, with regard to a family member (not cuttlespouse, cuttleson, or cuttledaughter, though!). Here's hoping that there will soon be a verse about modern medicine saving the day. Right now we won't even know how bad it really is for, they say, three more days.

I don't feel very poetic. I feet gutshot.

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In an ironic turn, I just got some Very Bad News, of a medical nature, with regard to a family member (not cuttlespouse, cuttleson, or cuttledaughter, though!). Here's hoping that there will soon be a verse about modern medicine saving the day. Right now we won't even know how bad it really is for, they say, three more days.

I don't feel very poetic. I feet gutshot.

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Posted by vincentcase1959 | Uncategorized | Sunday 25 July 2010 6:33 pm

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On Friday, Russia drew the kind of fire from the Iranian President that he usually reserves for the worst of the kafirs in the United States. As reported today by Iran's Fars news agency, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said his Russian counterpart had joined the show “written and directed by the United States.” He also grouped Russia with other “liars and cowards” who questioned the intent of Iran's nuclear program.

The attack was aimed specifically at Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, who has positioned himself opposite Prime Minister Vladimir Putin on this issue. Medvedev's support for the new UN sanctions against Iran on June 9 served as a prelude to his adorable meeting with President Barack Obama two weeks later, when the two presidents shared an order of fries at Ray's Hell Burger outside Washington. Then on July 12 Medvedev became the first Russian leader to echo the West's insistence that Iran is close to building a bomb. Russia, he said a few days later, “could not be indifferent” to this.

But as Putin and his ministers have made clear, Russia is also not indifferent to angering the Islamic Republic. The two are historical allies and major trading partners, especially in the business of weapons, fuel and atomic energy. So in his rhetoric at least, Putin has kept up the appearance of loyalty.

The day before the U.N. Security Council voted on the sanctions, Putin met with Ahmadinejad in Istanbul and insisted that Iran's nuclear program is peaceful. “I'm of the opinion that the resolution should not be unnecessary, should not put Iran's leadership or the Iranian people into difficulty,” Putin said that day. It was nothing like the hugs and giggles Putin and Ahmadinejad shared in Tehran in 2007, but it was still a strong show of support.

Yet when it came time to vote the following day, Russia backed the sanctions, which have undoubtedly hurt both the leadership and the people of Iran. As a result, Putin's reputation took an unusually tough blow. He came away looking like either a weakling or a snake.

Since then, Russia's policy has tilted in the other direction as it tries to get Iran to forget about that whole sanctions thing and be friends again. On July 14, Putin's energy minister said Russia would continue selling fuel to Iran, a costly move, as it would violate the unilateral sanctions imposed by Europe and the United States. Russian fuel suppliers like Lukoil, which has thousands of gas stations in the US, including one a few miles from the White House, could thus be exposed to the US sanctions unless Obama issues a special waiver.

More worryingly for everyone involved, the head of Russia's arms trading monopoly said on July 15 that it might still sell Iran the S-300 missile system, which would immunize its nuclear program from any U.S. or Israeli airstrikes. Any decision to cancel this sale, the arms dealer said, could only be made by Medvedev.

All of this exemplifies the tag-team style of leadership that Putin and Medvedev have going. Medvedev has taken the role of the burger-eating, twitter-loving westernizer of the nation, while Putin provides the counter weight by remaining a hard-ass, skeptical of America's role in the world and friendly with the likes of Venezuela and Iran. None of this should be taken as proof of tensions between the two.

They have simply realized that, one, they need support and investment from the West to plug the leaks in Russia's economy, and two, Putin isn't the best man for that job. His reputation as an aggressive Russian nationalist (which works wonders for his popularity at home) has eroded his ability to make friends with the US and its closest allies. So Medvedev has stepped in (or been inserted) to do the job with his dopey, harmless-looking smile, and it seems to be working. American companies are signing on to the Russian Silicon Valley project, and just look at how neatly Medvedev and Obama made the whole spy scandal go away.

But the Iranian venom on Friday demonstrates that this duplicity will not always work. On some of the most important issues of global affairs, Russia will need to take sides, and unless it's friendship with the Americans starts paying serious dividends soon, it will be very reluctant to alienate its traditional allies any further.

Russia's weapons sales to Iran are alone worth about $500 million per year. And if Iran gets really annoyed, it can act as a spoiler for Russia in several ways. It can finance the Islamic insurgency in the North Caucasus; it can undercut Russia in the gas trade with Turkmenistan; and more broadly, it can begin acting as a rival to Russia's influence in Central Asia, where money talks, Islam is spreading, and old Soviet loyalties don't count for much anymore.

Iran, of course, is also deeply reliant on Russian fuel supplies, so it would not take lightly any move against the Kremlin. But as Ahmadinejad showed on Friday, it is ready to start bashing Russia for its perceived allegiance to the West, and Russia hates to be seen at home or abroad as an American stooge. It has gone along with the sanctions so far in exchange for a couple of concrete favors, most notably Obama's decision to pull the U.S. missile shield back away from Russia's border. But if that support is to continue, the U.S. will need to start dishing out more treats to keep Russia on its side against Iran.

CBS News' Bob Schieffer defended himself against Fox News Sunday on CNN's “Reliable Sources.”

Schieffer, who interviewed Attorney General Eric Holder last weekend on “Face the Nation,” came under fire from Fox News' Megyn Kelly for not asking Holder about the New Black Panthers scandal that Kelly has spent so much air-time covering:

Attorney General Eric Holder sit downs with CBS' “Face the Nation” host Bob Schieffer for a half hour, a one-on-one interview. And not one question about the now-infamous New Black Panther voter intimidation case….

I'm telling you one of two things happened. You tell me if I'm wrong. Number one, Schieffer doesn't care about the story and just decided to punt on it, even though you can find facts about it on CBS.com. So, the Web site over there is doing its job, but Schieffer apparently isn't interested in the story. Or, number two, the DOJ sent guidelines for this interview and told him you can't ask about that.

Schieffer denied both of Kelly's accusations, telling Howard Kurtz that he simply hadn't heard of the story by the time he interviewed Holder.

“Frankly, had I known about that, I would have asked the question,” Schieffer said. “I was on vacation that week. This happened — apparently, it got very little publicity. And, you know, I just didn't know about it. I mean, you know, God knows everything, but I'm not quite that good. Every once in a while, something will slip by me. And in this case, it just slipped by me. If I'd have known it, I would have asked about it.”

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Responding specifically to Kelly's implication that Schieffer and “Face the Nation” agreed not to ask Holder about the scandal, Schieffer said “that's not true. We never ever make deals with anybody that's on 'Face the Nation.'”

Schieffer also disagreed with Bill O'Reilly, who said that the major broadcast network newscasts haven't covered the New Black Panthers story because they are trying to protect President Obama.

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Story On Dean Smith's Failing Health May Give You Some Dust In Your Eye

“People close to the coach say his famous memory is slipping. On some days he doesn't recognize people he has known for years.” [Fayetteville Observer]

Send an email to Barry Petchesky, the author of this post, at barryp@deadspin.com.

As I wrote a few days ago, I was informed that alleged Russian spy Mikhail Semenko had my business card. Turns out I had his information as well in my personal lap top and had hoped to meet him before my next trip to China — as his blog on the Chinese economy interested me.

There are rumors that Semenko applied for jobs at both the New America Foundation and the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace. I've checked with New America's director of human resources, and there is no application — so I can't confirm that he applied. He may have wanted to; New America is a cool place for youngish policy wonks.

But I met Semenko at a meeting I chaired with global strategic risk guru Ian Bremmer, President of the Eurasia Group, who was speaking about his best-selling new book, The End of the Free Market: Who Wins the War Between States and Corporations?.

The fundamental thesis of Bremmer's fascinating book is that the biggest, most significant new feature of the global economy is the emergence of “state capitalism”. Bremmer argues that his state capitalism — as manifested in its most potent form in China — threatens both firms and states that practice more traditional laissez-faire market capitalism.

This debate on Chinese vs. American approaches to capitalism is what the handsome alleged Russian agent Mikhail Semenko came to learn about when he visited the New America Foundation on May 27, 2010. Fascinating.

Above is a short clip of my exchange with Ian Bremer on that day — and this is a link to the longer program. It would be interesting to see (I haven't had the chance to check) whether Semenko lodges any questions during the Q&A session.

The Washington Post is reporting that all or most of the alleged Russian spies are going to plead guilty and be deported to Russia as early as tomorrow. I sort of hope that Mikhail Semenko keeps up his blog from Russia — because “agent of influence” or not — his interest in key questions on how the world organizes itself is something we should all be thinking about.

– Steve Clemons publishes the popular political blog, The Washington Note. Clemons can be followed on Twitter @SCClemons

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Posted by vincentcase1959 | Uncategorized | Sunday 27 June 2010 12:22 am

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MONTEREY, Calif. — Authorities say California artist Thomas Kinkade spent a night in jail after being arrested on suspicion of drunken driving.

California Highway Patrol officials said Monday that Kinkade was pulled over outside Carmel and arrested by a CHP officer just after 10 p.m. Friday

CHP Officer Robert Lehman says the 52-year-old Kinkade was booked into the Monterey County Jail on suspicion of misdemeanor drunken driving. He was released Saturday morning.

Kinkade is famous for his paintings of cottages, country gardens and churches in dewy morning light.

The Thomas Kinkade Co. said in a statement it was reviewing the allegation. The company noted it wasn't speaking on behalf of the artist, and said Kinkade has been advised by his lawyer not to comment.


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So I woke up to a pounding at the door. It was early morning, the bright California sun streaming in through the tree leaves and telephone pylons.

I threw on a dressing gown, ran down stairs and opened the door. It was Nick, the stand-up comedian who lives next door with a big beard.

“Nora's escaped. She is down on Sunset Boulevard. The cops are there!”

“Is this a joke?”

I was holding a stack of colored paper, trying to calm my beating, nervous heart, little beads of sweat glistened on my brow from the afternoon sun. I thought, in the low light inside, the bright white of normal drawing paper might be too conspicuous. I have been kicked out of clubs before. But I didn't really enjoy it and I really didn't want it to happen again.

I took a deep breath. I summoned all my courage; I armed myself with my big sunglasses and a NRA baseball cap and walked down Hollywood Boulevard.

The club looked closed. I had driven by before, cased the place, and there had been a big bouncer perched on a high stool out front. But now, as I walked up, there was no one; just a wall and a black door. My heart beat and I pushed it open.

It was dark. There weren't many people there; an old man hunched over a bottle, a man in a baseball cap who looked right into my eyes. I crossed the room to the end of the long lacquered-wood bar top.

The barmaid leaned across to cover the din of the loud music; she said something that I didn't hear.

“Can I draw here?” I asked sheepishly. “Oh, and can I have a Cosmo?”

“Yeah, whatever,” she dismissed. Following a disapproving look from the man in the baseball cap, she added, “ID”

Having just turned thirty, I took this rather well. Armed with as girly a drink as I could think of, I slunk off to as dark a corner I could find. It was not as bad as the English club that I had been to previously.

The girl was chubbier than I thought that she should be. She vibrated her bubbly butt cheeks at the suited Asian man as he appreciatively deposited his one dollar bill. Then I caught a slight glance from under the platinum blond bouffant in my direction. Being a girl in a strip club is a bit like being the mistress at your lover's birthday party.

Strippers are much prettier than your average life-drawing model. But drawing in there is like playing a really hard computer game. The expert gamer, having left the room after getting up to the hardest level, passes you the controls. It's dark, they move really fast, and sometimes they are upside-down.

Downtown Los Angeles is schizophrenic. There are grand old buildings with ornate exterior moldings, ostentatious ex-bank buildings that are now converted to night clubs. LA plays New York in most TV shows and commercials. Downtown is populated by the homeless, dragging their card board condos; toothless, limping crack junkies from the eighties and my favorite, a pirate bum who actually says 'aagh'. Then on the second Thursday of each month, thousands of hipsters in haircuts from the west side and beyond come to see the Art.

When New York and London are so expensive to live, young aspiring artists can live in the sun, and for cheap in LA. I read in more than one art magazine recently that LA is rivaling New York for new, vibrant, up-and-coming art. And I love the egalitarianism. Next to the high priced white walls, the locals sell $10 posters and finger paintings on the brick walls outside.

I arrived at the Hive; an artist collective gallery where I had a small piece. There are other galleries, some with marble floors, others with Charles Shaw wine, but the Hive is really about the artists; building communities, sharing ideas, artists seeing each others growing and changing practice.

I was excited to see everybody and show them my drawing from the club earlier that day; and tell them how I woke up…

“I ran about the house, grabbing clothes, out to the back yard to get a crate. I accidentally hit the panic button on my car keys, waking the world with frantic honking, then the unlock button, and drove down the hill.”

I had a captive audience of two collectors in high heeled boots, one very good oil painter in a brown corduroy jacket, and a lovely man with a huge, slightly distracting nose. “It seems that Nora, who does look like she swallowed a watermelon, her pot-belly almost dragging on the ground, went for a stroll to find something yummy to eat.

“We live on a very, very steep hill and once at the bottom apparently she didn't much fancy the steep hike back home. It is only about two hundred yards to the bottom and as I leaped out of the car and flung the crate onto the street, the police were laughing and taking photos with their phones.”

As I stood there, jabbering away, I tried to remind myself to talk about the art at art shows, not my reprobate pet pig.

xxx

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    As CEO of SOS Children's Villages USA, I wanted to see for myself the situation for children and families in Haiti. In a lifetime of travel through many developing countries, I have never seen the extent of poverty and deprivation that I found in Port-au-Prince in May, four months after this year's tragic earthquake. Years ago, I lived for a time in the jungle of a remote Philippine island where tribal minorities lived untouched by modernity. I have visited one of the poorest rural areas of China, where malnourished children are the norm. But nothing compares to the state of hundreds of thousands of Haitians now living in vast, congested tent cities or among the rubble of former homes. These images will haunt me for years to come. Words can hardly do justice to the conditions for the Haitians of Port- au-Prince.

    Yet, my visit to the SOS Children's Village in Santo, outside of Port-au-Prince, filled me with awe and pride because of the wonderful things I saw happening in and around the SOS Village.

    SOS-Santo, outside of Port-au-Prince, cares for 300 more children than it did before the January 12 earthquake: 500 boys and girls reside at the Village, 800 attend the SOS school, and thousands more receive daily food rations.

    I always say that within the impoverished, disaster-prone countries in which we work, children who've found refuge in SOS Children's Villages are so much better off than their orphaned or abandoned counterparts. That is an understatement in places like Haiti.

    To fully grasp how fortunate SOS children are, you need only visit one of hundreds of small, privately run orphanages that rely on the kindness of strangers, local or international. I visited one such orphanage organized by a young Haitian man who said that he operated 14 similar places in Haiti. This orphanage had been pretty much destroyed by the earthquake. The few dozen children I saw lived in rooms that resembled bomb sites. Their school consisted of wooden benches under a sagging tarp in the blistering sun. If these children had instead found themselves swinging under the trees at SOS-Santo, or preparing for school or dinner with their SOS mother they would have thought they were in heaven.

    Outside of the SOS Children's Village at Santo, you have to see an SOS food drop-off point to fully understand the enormity of the task. On a dusty, pot-holed road in Port-au-Prince I came across a bright, clean “SOS Children's Villages International” sign stuck on a make-shift door set among some sad wreckage. The door opened to a small clearing that served as SOS's food distribution point each morning. Adjacent to this area is a sea of small, hot, dark tents that go on as far as the eye can see. Overlapping tarps already frayed from wear were matched by torn plastic sheets and blankets on poles. This tent city has no running water, little electricity, and filthy latrines that could not possibly accommodate such a huge population. Eyeing the cluttered dirt floors inside the tents, I could only imagine what the impending rainy season will bring. Torrents of water will spread filth and disease. I so pitied the children, men, and women who hold no hope for any near-term relief from this purgatory.

    Despite the daunting challenges of working in a country already brought to its knees before the earthquake, I feel honored to be part of a large SOS team planning for an even larger presence in Haiti. With donations from all over the world and a truly dedicated staff on the ground who are planning for Haiti's future, it is possible to bring a modicum of hope to Haiti's children.

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    Posted by vincentcase1959 | Uncategorized | Friday 11 June 2010 9:50 am

    John McNally's novel After the Workshop (Counterpoint, 2010) describes a hectic few days in the life of Jack Hercules Sheahan, a media escort in Iowa City, Iowa, forced to take care of preening writers and their unreasonable expectations. Time was, Sheahan was a bit of a star in the Iowa Writers' Workshop himself, having published a well-received story in The New Yorker. But those years are long past. Now Sheahan is derided by the current Workshop instructors, when his presence on the periphery of the action is even recognized. Enter Vanessa Roberts, a memoirist of incest, and also Tate Reinhart, the reigning East Coast literary star, both pressing Sheahan into service. While Sheahan escorts these writers around, at every turn he confronts reminders of his own failed promise. In Tate Reinhart's backward-written words–he takes notes about Sheahan's miserable life for a potential story–”Himself killing from him keeps what?” Jack, of course, discovers this coded message, and wonders what exactly is keeping him from killing himself. A novelist from Sheahan's past, S. S. Pitzer–a “real writer,” we are led to believe–also arrives on the scene, wanting Sheahan to resume writing his masterpiece, which he abandoned years ago; Pitzer is so eager to see this novel finished that he'll undertake the task of completion himself, whether or not Sheahan permits it. It is appropriate that Sheahan eventually gets unblocked due to the helpful ministrations of one Lucy Rogan, a romance novelist he had once escorted and had a crush on. All in all, this is one of the most outrageously funny books I've read in recent years, and the very best novel I have ever read about writing culture. But its appeal goes well beyond writers and would-be writers; its satire is broad enough to take in nearly all of our intellectual and social pretensions in these waning days of empire.

    I thought McNally, because he has experienced the Iowa Writers' Workshop firsthand–and lived to tell the funniest tale ever written about it–would be an ideal subject to interview about a lot of concerns in the writing and publishing industries, such as the incorporation of writing into the academy, the relevance of MFA programs, the transition from short story writing to novels, the general political economy of writing–and, of course, the inside scoop on the Iowa Writers' Workshop.

    Anis Shivani: When did the idea for a satirical novel about the Iowa Writers' Workshop occur to you? I imagine it must have had a long gestational period.

    John McNally: About two seconds after graduating from Iowa, back in 1989, I began working on a novel titled Murder at the Writers' Workshop, which I stuck in a folder after twenty pages and never looked at again, but the idea of writing about that world stayed with me. So, the gestation period was almost twenty years. And I guess you could say that I had some issues to work out. I wrote a short story titled “Contributor's Notes” about a writer living in Iowa City. That story, which is included in my collection Ghosts of Chicago, took about six years to get right. Fortunately, I work on a lot of things at the same time, or else I'd be the least prolific writer alive.

    A few years ago, I was talking to my then-agent about my days of working as a media escort after I had moved back to Iowa City in the mid-1990s, and she said, “You should write that novel.” That's when the idea of actually writing a full-length novel took root again. Originally, the Writers' Workshop wasn't going to be a part of the book, but once I set the novel in Iowa City and made the narrator a writer with a horrible case of writer's block, I decided to tackle every aspect of the writing and publishing world, including the Workshop. Suddenly, no one and nothing were immune. And that's when I really started having fun writing it.

    Shivani: Do you feel purged, having written this novel?

    McNally: I do! I don't feel purged when it comes to the absurdities of academia, but as far as the writing world goes…yes, I'm purged. For now. My fear of writing a satire about academia is that I wouldn't be able to stop. It would quickly turn into a multi-volume novel that Time-Life would have to sell on an installment plan.

    Shivani: Satirical fiction doesn't seem to get as much recognition or as many awards as the more typical narcissistic fiction. Is it because the reigning aesthetic value is for the reader to be able to identify with characters (mostly grief-stricken), which is harder to do with the unlikeable characters that often populate satire?

    McNally: I once taught a course on the history of humor in American literature, and the thing I realized pretty fast was that some people just aren't wired to get humor. We're all wired to recognize moments of grief, but the ability to recognize humor must be housed in a different part of the brain. Or, some people appreciate one kind of humor but fail to find humor in a different kind. Whenever I teach Denis Johnson's story “Emergency” to a class of sixteen students, I'm lucky if two see the humor in it. But the humor in it is dark, and since we're a sentimental culture, we don't want to think that a story in which a character has a knife stuck all the way into his eye can be funny.

    I've had students tell me that Flannery O'Connor is dark and depressing, populated with unlikeable characters, and I suppose if you can't see the humor in it, it would be dark and depressing. But here's the thing. She's funny as hell! That's what makes her work transcend the abyss. And here's the other thing. It's not her fault if you don't find her funny.

    Shivani: On the other hand, there seems to have been an upsurge lately in works of effective satire. Would you agree with that assessment, and could you point to specific examples that have struck you as accurately reading the cultural moment?

    McNally: The 1930s saw the rise, and quick decline, of the protest novel, but those novels, which protested some sort of injustice, weren't funny novels. No one talks about the hilarious, laugh-out-loud adventures of the Joads, for instance. Recently, Jess Walters' The Financial Lives of Poets, a hilarious novel, nails problems with the financial crisis as well as the imminent death of print newspapers. A forthcoming novel by Maya Sloan titled High Before Homeroom does a superb comic job of dealing with, among other things, hero worship. Satire is an excellent vehicle for making the political palatable–and I mean “political” in the broadest sense of the word. Since we're living in deeply divided times, the rise of satire seems inevitable.

    Shivani: There has been a lot written in the campus novel genre, both in America and Britain. Many writers continue to try to their hand at the genre, with various degrees of success. This is less true when it comes to taking on writing departments. Is it because it would be too much a case of biting the hand that feeds the writer?

    McNally: I'm sure that's true. And I'll confess, I had moments of concern each time I decided to satirize yet another segment of the writing world in my novel, but I'm good at sabotaging myself, so I figured, What the hell…fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

    It's also possible that the books are getting written but not published. One recurring reason why my book was rejected, even when it was being championed by editors at various publishing houses, was that it was too insider-ey. Who, except other writers, would want to read the book? Ironically, the only people who've posed that question to me have been other writers and editors. I've gotten plenty of emails from people who aren't writers or editors who've read the book and responded positively to it. After all, the book is really about a guy with a shitty job who's come to a critical point in his life. To my mind, that's universal. If I'd written about a postman at the crossroads of his life, would only postal workers have been interested in it?

    Shivani: How do you feel about your writing training on the whole? What are the worst things that stand out for you now? And the best parts of the experience?

    McNally: The worst part of my MFA experience was the way that a hierarchy was put into place. I don't know if it's still like that at Iowa, but in the late 1980s, funding was doled out so that there was a clear hierarchy: the Teaching-Writing fellows who taught creative writing on top, those who taught literature just below, those who taught Composition even lower, those who were Research Assistants barely hovering above the bottom, and those without funding–well, they were shit. The hierarchy was reinforced by which students were selected to meet with writers passing through town, who got to eat with them, etc., etc. I didn't have funding my first year, and initially I was one of three who didn't get funding my second and final year. It was only after a visiting editor, who was teaching a summer school course, spoke up on my behalf that I was given a Research Assistantship. I was angry then, but I'm not now, because I started working twice as hard, and it eventually paid off. It motivated me. I still think the hierarchical way things were done was shitty, but I'm the sort of person who, instead of crouching in a corner and feeling sorry for myself, will say, “Fuck you. I'll show you.” The best part of getting an MFA was that I did have good teachers who taught me useful things. My writing improved significantly after two years.

    Shivani: Are you more angry or less angry toward writing programs than when you were in the throes of it?

    McNally: Less angry. Definitely less angry.

    Shivani: Were you ever a media escort yourself?

    McNally: Yes, in the mid-1990s, in Iowa City. You wouldn't know it if you've read After the Workshop, but it was a pretty good job. The pay was good. Most of the authors were decent people. A few publicists pissed me off, and I know I pissed off at least one. I tacked on a late fee when one publicist's employer, one of the behemoth publishers, didn't pay me in a timely manner, so the publicist wrote me a personal check and told me my services weren't needed anymore. In my novel, the publicist is gored by a bull in Pamplona.

    Shivani: The academy is by nature conservative. It seems impossible when nearly all our writers are affiliated with the academy that their writing won't also become conservative. Do you agree with that?

    McNally: Since there are scores of writers affiliated with universities whose work I admire, I have a difficult time making a generalization, but I will say this: To remain at a university, you have to publish; and to get published by a press that your colleagues recognize, you probably have to play it safe, to some extent. But I'm not even sure if that's true. Is George Saunders, who teaches at Syracuse, a conservative writer? Is T. C. Boyle, who teaches at University of Southern California, a conservative writer? I don't think so, but maybe they are in the eyes of someone else. And I suppose if you're comparing them to an avant-garde writer, like Richard Kostelanetz, they are conventional. The answer to your question really depends upon who you ask and what their aesthetic sensibility is.

    Shivani: Is there any alternative to writers joining the academy en masse? Have you thought of any alternatives for yourself? Do you know of writers who have successfully taken the plunge for themselves?

    McNally: I wish I knew of an alternative! In the 1990s, I spent a number of years earning less than fifteen thousand dollars. I couldn't get a decent job to save my life. And I was finishing up a PhD at the time. I was overqualified for janitorial work, which I applied for. But since I hadn't yet published a book, I couldn't land a tenure-track teaching position. So, I did shitty paying adjunct work at the community college, scored standardized tests part-time for about eight bucks an hour, and signed up with a temp agency. When I think back to those days, as well as other, earlier times, like when I was living in a camping trailer in Southern Illinois and collecting an unemployment check, it's hard for me to thumb my nose at my job now. I have tenure; I make a decent salary; I have health benefits. Even so, I still feel ill-suited for academia. I was a first-generation college student, which immediately puts me at odds with most, if not all, of my colleagues, and I attended a third- or fourth-tier state school for my undergrad, which further puts me at odds. So, when I watch colleagues dismiss state-school grads out-of-hand who've applied for teaching positions in our department, even when those grads have more teaching experience and more publications than the Ivy League grads, I want to scream at them. It's the sort of elitism, not to mention logical fallacy, that drives me absolutely mad. Whatever hierarchy I had thought was in place at the Iowa Writers' Workshop, it's ten-fold in the academy once you start teaching. So when you ask me if I've thought of any alternatives, the answer is that I'm always thinking about it, all the time, but I haven't come up with any good answers. I still have student loan payments to make, and I at least have time to write. Also, I think I'm a pretty good teacher. The writers I've known who've successfully taken the plunge–and I know a few–did so because they landed film deals for their books. They could afford to take the plunge. My father was a roofer, and my mother was an assembly-line worker in a factory that made cardboard boxes, and I know for a fact that I have a hell of a lot better job (and a better quality of life) than either of them, so it's hard for me to bellyache all that much. Furthermore, I know people who'd kill to have my job. I'd have killed to have my job before I had it. I think it's okay for me to say, regarding my life in academia, that I'm often-irritated, lucky, ill-suited, and grateful all at the same time. The day I find a job that pays me good money to read true crime books and watch the Three Stooges with my dogs, however, I'll be in heaven.

    Shivani: I feel that regularly reading and critiquing apprentice writing is enormously destructive to the quality of writing one is capable of producing. What do you think?

    McNally: Since I've been teaching, off and on, since 1989, I hope to God you're wrong! In all seriousness, the first several years of teaching helped my writing. Here's why. There's a kind of “default writing” that all writers slip into–it's just easy, lazy writing–but it's difficult to know what default writing is unless you've read thousands of pages of apprentice writing, at which point you begin seeing the repetitions, the patterns, and then you can work on purging it from your own work. Or maybe it purges itself. But I do suppose the law of diminishing returns eventually kicks in. I don't believe it's destructive to my writing so much as it is to my soul. Well, okay, maybe not my soul. Maybe it's just my general well-being. If I see one more story about a dead grandmother, for instance, who knows what I'll do? (And why are all dead grandparent stories about dead grandmothers? I don't remember ever reading a dead grandfather story. A dead grandfather story might just change my opinion on the whole genre.)

    Shivani: In After the Workshop, you're commenting on the narrow confines of not just writing culture, or literature and humanities departments, but our intellectual life as a whole. We seem to be in a very advanced state of intellectual paralysis, something we might expect at the twilight of empire. Where are the fresh ideas, if any, coming from?

    McNally: I'm not concerned about fresh ideas. I think there are plenty of those. I'm more concerned about whether those fresh ideas will have a chance to live, given the state of publishing, the rise of Kindle, the amount of time the Internet cuts into the time we might have read a book in pre-Internet days, etc. And I'm guilty of it, too. I've Googled away a good part of the last ten years. It's depressing, really.

    Shivani: What has been the response of your former writing teachers and colleagues toward After the Workshop?

    McNally: I'm not sure if any former writing teachers have read it yet. Colleagues? A few have read it. One colleague cut out a paragraph that he assumed was about another colleague of ours and anonymously posted it on the departmental bulletin board so as to stir up some shit. So, there you have it. Academia in a nutshell.

    Shivani: If you don't get an MFA, you have to be almost superhumanly talented and persistent and lucky to make up for the lack of connections and the bias of publishers at all levels toward MFA graduates. This seems to be the criterion publishers are most interested in, as a shortcut to judgment, rather than the quality of the writing. In poetry, the only route to publication is through a small press contest, and try doing that without an MFA credential. Do you agree with this assessment?

    McNally: I'm probably the wrong person to ask since I have an MFA and a PhD. (I applied to PhD programs when I was living in a camping trailer and unemployed. Going back to school seemed a better option.) What I can tell you is that no agent I've ever had–and I've had five–has asked me what degrees I have, and I don't remember ever telling an agent where I had gone to school when I first approached them. After they took me on, they knew I had gone to Iowa, but I quit mentioning it in my cover letters years and years ago. Furthermore, even with my Iowa degree, I've had four completed novels roundly rejected by publishers–two of them after I'd already published books–so, again, I don't think having an MFA means much of anything. For an agent, I think the primary criterion is “Can I sell this book?” (Most agents will tell you that the primary criterion is “Do I love this book?” and I don't doubt that that's one of their questions, but I tend to think “Can I sell it?” has veto power over “Do I love it?”) I think the same criterion is true for publishers, but I would add this: If you already have a sales track-record, your past sales (if they weren't good) could come back to haunt you. I think it's a ridiculous way of running a business, because there's no correlation between past sales and future sales. The sales of John Irving's first three novels were terrible, by today's standards. By today's criterion of looking at past sales to determine future sales, it's likely that The World According to Garp, his fourth novel, wouldn't have been published, at least not by a commercial press. This is where the publishing industry and, in turn, the chain bookstores that order the books and, in turn, dictate print-runs, shoot themselves in the foot, in my opinion. It's not good for anyone–the writer, the publisher, or the bookstore. It's not good for the culture, either. And yet it's the business model that's in place. Does anyone, in this scenario, care really whether I have an MFA or not? I honestly don't think so. But, again, I'm probably the wrong person to answer this question.

    Shivani: What would be your advice to someone thinking about joining an MFA program?

    McNally: I've spent my entire adult life trying to figure out how to buy time. Time is the writer's most valuable commodity. There aren't many opportunities that allow you to take a few years off to spend it writing, but an MFA is one of those. I wouldn't recommend going into debt to do it. And I wouldn't necessarily have any other expectations, either. It won't get you a teaching job, unless you publish a book. As I said before, my MFA experience helped speed up my development because I had writing professors who pointed out things that might have taken me years to figure out on my own. The downside is that it's easy to get sucked into all the bullshit that accompanies an MFA program–bitter jealousies, competition, writing to that particular audience, etc. If you can somehow shield yourself from all of that crap and write every day, it's not a bad way to spend two years. And who knows? You may decide, at the end of it, that you'd rather do something else with your life instead of spending it writing.

    Shivani: We don't have great critics like Malcolm Cowley, Edmund Wilson, Alfred Kazin, or John Aldridge anymore. Why have we lost the great critics?

    McNally: The first reason is academia. Critics like Cowley, Wilson, Kazin, and Aldridge are mocked these days. Academic scholars continually have to reinvent the wheel to make themselves necessary or relevant, which is why there are so many generational turf wars within English Departments. But here's the big difference to me. Cowley, Wilson, Kazin, Aldridge–these guys loved literature. I don't see many academic critics these days who actually, honest-to-God love literature, and, in fact, I see critics making entire careers on the backs of writers they don't even like. What's the point, I wonder. My cynical take is that if you still have an old-fashioned love of literature, you're doomed as a “scholar” in an English Department. Or you're seen as a lightweight. Or you're mocked. Novels are no longer novels; they're texts. They're fodder for sociological analyses, as though the novel were an elaborate paint-by-numbers exercise–a giant puzzle that only scholars can decode. How utterly depressing, if that were really the case.

    I also blame the culture. Amazon reviews, Facebook, Goodreads. Everyone's a critic. Who needs Cowley, etc., to give us thoughtful observations? Hell, I'll just log onto Goodreads to take the pulse of contemporary literature. Who's to say that if Edmund Wilson were alive today, he wouldn't have a thumbnail photo of his dog to identify himself and use a frowny-face emoticon to express his displeasure with a novel? What does Edmund Wilson think of Proust? The answer is: :(

    I should note that I recently shut down my Facebook page and bought a refurbished IBM Selectric, and I am infinitely happier. The onslaught of public opinion, including my own, depresses me to no end.

    Shivani: Does training in writing short stories–the staple of MFA programs–interfere with later development as a novelist? The same question applies to the major first route of publication, the literary journals, which promote short stories at the expense of longer fiction.

    McNally: I tend to believe that it does interfere. For me, it's as though I'm using a different side of my brain writing a novel than when I write a short story. While there are a handful of writers who are wonderful in both genres, it seems to me that most writers fall into only one category: they are either good short story writers or they are good novelists. So, it does seem to be a disservice to treat the writing of short stories as the beginning of an arc that will eventually lead to the writing of successful novels.

    When it comes to finding an agent, you may find yourself in a Catch-22. It's easier to catch the eye of an agent if you've published short stories in literary magazines, and yet no agent wants to see your story collection. And what if you're really a novelist and not a short story writer? My first novel–The Book of Ralph–is really a collection of linked short stories. I wrote the chapters as short stories, and I gave it to my agent as a collection of short stories. When the novel was published, it didn't say “short stories” on the cover. It said, at my suggestion, “fiction.” The book was reviewed mostly as a novel, so when the paperback came out, “fiction” was replaced by “novel.” I now write novel-novels instead of novels-in-stories, but I don't think I hit my stride until I wrote After the Workshop. A previous novel of mine (America's Report Card), along with four failed and unpublished novels, were clunky attempts at the form, in large part because I had spent the first fifteen years of my writing life writing mostly short stories.

    Shivani: Have you read David Shields's Reality Hunger: A Manifesto, and what is your opinion of it?

    McNally: I haven't read it yet. I've spent the past year reading a lot of true crime and watching the Three Stooges with my dogs. I've been meaning to read it, though.

    Shivani: You must have encountered many real-life models for prima donnas like Vanessa Roberts, Tate Reinhart, and Vince Belechek?

    McNally: Yes. Absolutely. They all have real-life counterparts. I just can't say who they are.

    Shivani: Which is worse, being a media escort or being a publicist?

    McNally: As much as the publicist in After the Workshop is a villain, I would have to say that the publicist has the worse job. I actually enjoyed being a media escort. The authors' only expectation for me was to be at the airport to pick them up. The authors' expectations for their publicists? Whew. As a writer, I try to be nice to publicists. I send cookies. That's the key to my success, such as it is. Cookies. Lots and lots of cookies.

    At a panel at the Los Angeles Times Festival of Books this year, I sat on while three distinguished authors discussed their work. After about 45 minutes of talk of craft and inspiration, the panel was opened up to questions from the audience. One by one the readers and writers (you are either or both if you hold a ticket to this panel) stood up from creaking UCLA lecture hall seats to inquire about character development or how to query an agent.

    Toward the end, a twenty-something man popped up from his seat and, in a tone of pure desperation, asked the three fiction writers where they did their writing. He asked as if these published authors would reveal an enchanted garden or some other sacred location, the knowledge of which would change the course of his writing career from then. If only he could know where they write, he could go there as well and produce his magnum opus at last. At that moment, I sat at the edge of my seat as well, pen and Moleskine ready to capture the secret. And then Elizabeth Crane, author of the story collection, You Must Be This Happy to Enter, said that she writes at home, often on the couch with the T.V. on. “It's not very exciting to the onlooker,” she said. She went on, however, to explain that it is exciting to her because she is creating her stories in these places. Crane's refreshing answer was at once slightly disappointing (what, no cabin in the woods?) and utterly encouraging because it taught this young writer a lesson in comparing my experience to others'. I can only write what I write from where I write it.

    However, inquiring minds such as mine want to know more, so I have asked a few writers whom I admire to talk about where they write. Here are their responses.

    Emily St. John Mandel, author of Last Night in Montreal (Unbridled Books, 2009) and The Singer's Gun (Unbridled, May 2010):

    “I do most of my writing in my home office, at my unbelievably messy desk. It's by far my favorite place to write–my cats and my music are there, and it's a very peaceful room. I live in Brooklyn and work at a university in Manhattan, and I get off work in the mid-afternoon. Often if I have theatre tickets or some other plans that require me to be in Manhattan that evening, I'll linger at work for a few hours. When that happens, I go to the library at the university where I work and write there for a while. Often, very often, I'll find myself writing in the subway. I spend two hours a day on the F train, five days a week, and I always carry a notebook with me.” (photo: Kevin Mandel)

    Alexander Chee, author of Edinburgh (Picador, 2002) and the forthcoming The Queen of the Night:

    “Usually it's trains where I get the most writing done–I wish I could get a residency from Amtrak on a sleeper car, or an office booth in a cafe car. I recently had a residency at a colony in Florida, where I had two days of writing 17 pages a day, and it would have continued if I hadn't had to leave. I think anonymity and displacement help me no matter where I am–I need to feel like I've vanished and no one can find me.”

    Nova Ren Suma, author of Dani Noir (Aladdin/Simon & Schuster, 2009) and Imaginary Girls (Dutton, summer 2011):

    “I live in a tiny apartment in New York and can sometimes be found writing first thing in the mornings at a cafe, if I can find a good table, but I don't stay there for long. There are the crowds. The noise. I can't control the music on the stereo. The real place where I get most of my writing done is called the Writers Room. Billed as an urban writers' colony in New York City, it's a place for writers of all genres to go for space, quiet, and uninterrupted time to work. At various desks in the giant loft space of the Writers Room, I've written, no exaggeration, thousands of pages. When you pay for an 'office space' like this and have a dedicated place to go, one filled with other working writers typing up their own pages, it makes you all the more motivated to do your own work.” (photo: Erik Ryerson)

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